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“A plump wife and a big barn never did any man harm”
---Pennsylvania Dutch Proverb
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Live your life off the wall.
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Live your life off the wall.
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"Sexy girls have desserts... and second helpings too!
And lovehandles! <3 <3 <3"
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
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"Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible! But that my children is frowned upon in most societies" - Willy Wonka
Suicide of the fridge magnet - "Argh! I can't take it anymore! I feel so restless! I hate being stuck in one place for too long!
good work
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if knowing is half the battle,..then i'm going in unarmed,..
experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
Wonderful job.
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My stock account *seductivebyatchstock
My Storm-Artists.net
"Life has to be a Bitch, if it was a Slut it would be easy"
"I'd rather die while living, then live when I'm dead" Jimmy Buffett
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