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In an infinite universe where anything can happen, why should a happy ending be the one that seems farfetched?
-Wally West (The Flash)
"It's like he channels dead crazy people or something."
-Brock Samson
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Live your life off the wall.
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"Life has to be a Bitch, if it was a Slut it would be easy"
"I'd rather die while living, then live when I'm dead" Jimmy Buffett
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“A plump wife and a big barn never did any man harm”
---Pennsylvania Dutch Proverb
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
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